I've found that a lot of people get irritated with me because I never "respond" to their messages, when in reality I only ignore a very small percentage of messages. So, let me explain the process of messaging me so that you'll know exactly what happens. I rarely ever keep my IM windows on my screen, they're always covered up by other windows, and usually my phone is somewhere across the room. I rely solely on the notification sound to tell me that I've received a new message. In the case of my phone, I only use the vibrate settings (which is actually quite loud when sitting on a hard surface) and never use a ringtone. Sometimes, if I'm really focused on something, I merely don't hear anything. Yes, I do get that into some of my programming things sometimes, and when you're playing a game, it can also get quite loud and harder to hear notifications. I do try to check on my messages on my computer and on my phone every once in a while just to make sure I didn't miss anything.

I started off sitting in front of a computer (what a surprise) and appeared to be some sort of programmer for a school. I was talking to the dean (who is a woman, it's important later on) about some sort of application submission system for the school, which was apparently a very top-notch school and only selected a few students who applied each year. After the dean left, I find out that I live with another male and a female. The guy seemed to be my boyfriend, I had that feeling that we were in some sort of close relationship, so I'll refer to him as my boyfriend.

It's a collection of awkward and sometimes boredline insane conversations that I've had with various people or groups of people, wherever we might have been chatting. I feel selfish keeping them all to myself and not letting the rest of the world share in my (or our) laughter. Don't worry, I've removed any last name or major identifying information so people can't go spam you elsewhere. Enjoy! Warning: Some of these conversations may be deemed inappropriate for younger audiences. Please respect your parent's wishes and only continue if you believe 1000% that they would approve of you reading these things.