Nov 15, 2011 6:48pm Kyle Staskiewicz ♦
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Why is My Boss Naked?

I started off sitting in front of a computer (what a surprise) and appeared to be some sort of programmer for a school. I was talking to the dean (who is a woman, it's important later on) about some sort of application submission system for the school, which was apparently a very top-notch school and only selected a few students who applied each year. After the dean left, I find out that I live with another male and a female. The guy seemed to be my boyfriend, I had that feeling that we were in some sort of close relationship, so I'll refer to him as my boyfriend.

We decided to go out to dinner for some reason (it was more of a banquet) and afterwards I found out that my boyfriend had some sort of phobia with backing up and exiting parking garages. I cracked a lame joke about it and the female laughed but he looked a bit disappointed/embarrassed which made me feel bad about it. In an effort to cheer him up, I offered to teach him how to back up in cars and how toeasily exit parking garages (not that it's hard) and he appeared to appreciate that greatly. Then on the way home he started jerking the car back and forth and I cracked another joke about how his driving in general was like being on a roller coaster and he just sort of rolled his eyes and laughed about it.

Once we got home and walked inside, the dean from the school I was programming for was standing there in only a towel, apparently just having gotten out of the shower. After my initial reaction thinking, "what the hell is she doing in our house in only a towel?" I immediately thought, "ewww!" Then she told our female roommate that she had borrowed her razor, which again disgusted me and I thought, "ewwwww!" Then the dean proceeded to throw the used razor onto the floor (for some reason) and I saw the long hairs lodged in it, disgusting me even more and this time I said out loud, "ewwwwwww!" The dean then picked up a stack of papers which appeared to be near 100 pages and told me that it was an application that a young girl had submitted to the institution. I skimmed over the first couple of pages and told the dean that it looked interesting and that I would review it later. Then I woke up.

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