Animuson Says the Darndest Things - Volume 1

It's a collection of awkward and sometimes boredline insane conversations that I've had with various people or groups of people, wherever we might have been chatting. I feel selfish keeping them all to myself and not letting the rest of the world share in my (or our) laughter. Don't worry, I've removed any last name or major identifying information so people can't go spam you elsewhere. Enjoy! Warning: Some of these conversations may be deemed inappropriate for younger audiences. Please respect your parent's wishes and only continue if you believe 1000% that they would approve of you reading these things.

"Jizz Looks Like Hair Gel!" on IRC

[21:12] <+_Slick> !ud Slick
[21:12] <Frobot> Definition: Perfect in manner; sharp, attentive, having perfect answers for virtually all questions, and, of course, large amounts of gel in hair. Example: "that's why they call me slick."
[21:12] <@animuson> ewww gel hair gross
[21:13] <+_Slick> ha
[21:13] <@animuson> u better not get any of that crap on the furniture!!
[21:13] <+_Slick> :o
[21:13] <+_Slick> ani I have something else that kinda looks like gel all over furniture
[21:13] <+oddeuro> it's semen
[21:13] <@animuson> rofl
[21:13] <+_Slick> hahaha
[21:13] <+over> o.o
[21:13] <+oddeuro> ;x
[21:13] <+_Slick> thot ud like that ani
[21:14] <@animuson> if ur jizz looks like gel u have a problem man
[21:14] <+oddeuro> hahahhahaha

"That Pesky Objective C" on Skype

[20:41] Tristan: what is
[20:41] Tristan: objective c
[20:41] Tristan: ?
[20:42] Kyle: a type of c
[20:42] Tristan: good?
[20:43] Kyle: its the one that never agrees with anything and objects to being next to other letters, it always appears by itself, like with "c reate" where the word was meant to be "create" but that objective c just had to go and ruin it
... (the next day) ...
[16:39] Tristan: yakno what bothers me
[16:39] Kyle: objective c's?
[16:40] Tristan: no

"Nebraskans and Their Soybeans" on Skype

[20:45] Kyle: wtf where is Peru, Nebraska o.o
[20:45] Tristan: o.o
[20:45] Tristan: peru
[20:45] Tristan: is a country
[20:45] Kyle: oh damn
[20:45] Kyle: thats not far from me
[20:45] Kyle: :o
[20:45] Tristan: lol
[20:47] Kyle: ewww he's fat o.o
[20:47] Tristan: who O_O
[20:47] Tristan: lol
[20:47] Kyle: the guy
[20:47] Kyle: from peru, ne
[20:47] Tristan: lol
[20:49] Kyle: nebraska is filled with fat people
[20:50] Tristan: LOL
[20:50] Tristan: same
[20:50] Tristan: texas
[20:50] Tristan: is quite large
[20:50] Kyle: all the farmers fillin up on their soybeans
[20:50] Kyle: sittin on theirporch with their gun
[20:51] Tristan: lol

"The Mystery of Dried Cum" on WLM/MSN

[00:05] Landon: My throat burns.
[00:05] Landon: I have a test tomorrow.
[00:05] Landon: I don't want to go to school o.o
[00:17] animuson: :o
[00:17] animuson: too much cum?
[00:17] Landon: Cum doesn't burn?
[00:17] Landon: O_O
[00:17] animuson: it does if it dries in ur throat
[00:17] animuson: xP
[00:17] Landon: LOL wtf.
[00:18] Landon: O_O
[00:18] Landon: Self experience?
[00:18] animuson: no someone told me about it
[00:18] animuson: lol
[00:18] animuson: i had the same reaction
[00:18] Landon: HAHAHA.
[00:18] Landon: Lovely.
[00:19] Landon: I shall remember this o.o
[00:20] animuson: i dont understand how cum can dry in ur throat tho :-/
[00:20] animuson: doesnt it say sticky with moisture?
[00:20] animuson: stay
[00:20] Landon: LOL.
[00:20] Landon: YOU TELL ME.
[00:20] Landon: :S I haven't done it.
[00:20] animuson: lol
[00:21] Landon: Maybe the guy had claymidia or something.
[00:21] Landon: O_O
[00:21] animuson: lol
[00:21] Landon: Rofl.

"W Pees on F" on AIM

[22:02] Tristan: whats a
[22:02] Tristan: wpf application
[22:03] Kyle: its an app where a w pees on an f
[22:03] Kyle: and the f is like "wtf"
[22:03] Kyle: and the w is like "nono its wpf"

Since this is the first volume and I don't really feel like browsing back through like 100,000 lines of chat logs that are stored on my computer, I'm only posting conversations that have taken place recently. These few are the only ones that I can think of off the top of my head for recent events, but don't worry; future volumes will have many more awkward conversations that will [possibly] make you laugh [or cry].