Where is Nebraska?

Do you know where Nebraska is on the map? Because my friend doesn’t…

Kitten: I think it’s (Nebraska) a southern state?

animuson: It’s part of the Midwest

Kitten: Eh, anything below mid-Missouri is south to me.

animuson: Nebraska is entirely above mid-Missouri lol

Kitten: Anything south of Colorado.

animuson: Almost all of Nebraska is North of Colorado

Kitten: Damn, your schools must have had a lot of geography classes to distract you from the reality of living in Nebraska.

animuson: Haha you need to look at a map my friend xD

Kitten: I’m too busy going on the Internet and telling people they’re wrong because of my preconceived biases.